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Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Hanzo the Razor » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:07 pm

... or are you just glad to see me?

Brooklynite Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s longest recorded penis, was stopped by federal security agents, while flying from San Francisco to New York ...

Falcon, 41, measures up at over a foot.

He said he wasn’t excited over the unwanted attention, but airport guards suspician's were aroused over the appearance of a possible security threat. They used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had “some sort of growth.”
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:32 pm

He is loving the attention...

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I bet he was wearing tight pants and doing everything to try to get it noticed. Now he gets even MORE publicity out of his dick.
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I suppose everybody needs to have something to feel proud about. I wonder if he knows how to use it?
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Hammer » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:37 pm

Well, that's just the "longest recorded penis."
Aoyaji is probably still safe.

I can't help wondering what type of microphone would be best to use when recording a penis ...
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Gaspard de Coligny » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:02 pm

GomiGirl wrote:He is loving the attention...

:roll:
I bet he was wearing tight pants and doing everything to try to get it noticed. Now he gets even MORE publicity out of his dick.
:roll:

I suppose everybody needs to have something to feel proud about. I wonder if he knows how to use it?


You know they sell accessories to make you feel empowered like this too ? There's even tumbler feed dedicated to wimin feeling the same... emptiness... in their pants...

http://gender-bender.tumblr.com/

Meanwhile, still searching for moobs self molester therapy gr00ps...
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:04 pm

Hammer wrote:I can't help wondering what type of microphone would be best to use when recording a penis ...


Definitely not a microphone...


I'd go for a Masters & Johnson camera.
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:07 pm

GomiGirl wrote:He is loving the attention...

:roll:
I bet he was wearing tight pants and doing everything to try to get it noticed. Now he gets even MORE publicity out of his dick.
:roll:

I suppose everybody needs to have something to feel proud about. I wonder if he knows how to use it?


I know exactly where he's coming from if that's the case....
If I had the world's biggest dick (instead of simply being it), I would certainly let the world know about it.
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby vanpa » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:27 pm

Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:03 pm

Was just thinking...with a schlong this long, engaging with a pregnant woman could probably simultaneously teach the fetus how to pole dance...(Maybe I should stop thinking?)
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:12 pm

vanpa wrote:Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?


I just winced at that comment... ouch... :shock:
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Hanzo the Razor » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:37 pm

GomiGirl wrote:wearing tight pants


Here he is doing just that.
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When 1 foot is not enough...

Postby Russell » Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:12 pm

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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby GomiGirl » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:35 pm

Imagine trying to have a brazillian wax with that overhang... :think:

In Australia that would be called a "Veranda over the play pen". :banana:
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Gaspard de Coligny » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:09 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Imagine trying to have a brazillian wax with that overhang... :think:

In Australia that would be called a "Veranda over the play pen". :banana:


Because it's happening often enough to have a name ?
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:54 am

Hanzo the Razor wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:wearing tight pants


Here he is doing just that.


Yes, for the biblical types, he certainly gives a different outlook on the story "Jonah and the Whale."
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:26 pm

Gaspard de Coligny wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:Imagine trying to have a brazillian wax with that overhang... :think:

In Australia that would be called a "Veranda over the play pen". :banana:


Because it's happening often enough to have a name ?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... toy%20shop

This was a reference I found using slightly different vocab but the same idea.

Aussie guys drink a lot of beer and there are lots of beer bellies that can be seen.
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:27 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Hanzo the Razor wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:wearing tight pants


Here he is doing just that.


Yes, for the biblical types, he certainly gives a different outlook on the story "Jonah and the Whale."


Sure - if you got it, flaunt it, but still it leaves me kinda cold and unimpressed.

But I am glad that he is happy with winning the genetic lottery.
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby IparryU » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:32 pm

vanpa wrote:Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?

ya... he could never put it all in... that must really suck.
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Re: Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

Postby Russell » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:55 am

IparryU wrote:
vanpa wrote:Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?

ya... he could never put it all in... that must really suck.

He should consider mareing himself up then.
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