Is that an explosive device in your pants ...

[Hanzo the Razor]

... or are you just glad to see me?

Brooklynite Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s longest recorded penis, was stopped by federal security agents, while flying from San Francisco to New York ...

Falcon, 41, measures up at over a foot.

He said he wasn’t excited over the unwanted attention, but airport guards suspician's were aroused over the appearance of a possible security threat. They used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had “some sort of growth.”

[GomiGirl]

He is loving the attention...


I bet he was wearing tight pants and doing everything to try to get it noticed. Now he gets even MORE publicity out of his dick.


I suppose everybody needs to have something to feel proud about. I wonder if he knows how to use it?

[Hammer]

Well, that's just the "longest recorded penis."
Aoyaji is probably still safe.

I can't help wondering what type of microphone would be best to use when recording a penis ...

[Gaspard de Coligny]

He is loving the attention...


I bet he was wearing tight pants and doing everything to try to get it noticed. Now he gets even MORE publicity out of his dick.


I suppose everybody needs to have something to feel proud about. I wonder if he knows how to use it?

You know they sell accessories to make you feel empowered like this too ? There's even tumbler feed dedicated to wimin feeling the same... emptiness... in their pants...

http://gender-bender.tumblr.com/

Meanwhile, still searching for moobs self molester therapy gr00ps...

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

I can't help wondering what type of microphone would be best to use when recording a penis ...

Definitely not a microphone...


I'd go for a Masters & Johnson camera.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

He is loving the attention...


I bet he was wearing tight pants and doing everything to try to get it noticed. Now he gets even MORE publicity out of his dick.


I suppose everybody needs to have something to feel proud about. I wonder if he knows how to use it?

I know exactly where he's coming from if that's the case....
If I had the world's biggest dick (instead of simply being it), I would certainly let the world know about it.

[vanpa]

Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Was just thinking...with a schlong this long, engaging with a pregnant woman could probably simultaneously teach the fetus how to pole dance...(Maybe I should stop thinking?)

[GomiGirl]

Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?

I just winced at that comment... ouch...

[Hanzo the Razor]

wearing tight pants

Here he is doing just that.

[Russell]

[GomiGirl]

Imagine trying to have a brazillian wax with that overhang...

In Australia that would be called a "Veranda over the play pen".

[Gaspard de Coligny]

Imagine trying to have a brazillian wax with that overhang...

In Australia that would be called a "Veranda over the play pen".

Because it's happening often enough to have a name ?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

wearing tight pants

Here he is doing just that.

Yes, for the biblical types, he certainly gives a different outlook on the story "Jonah and the Whale."

[GomiGirl]

Imagine trying to have a brazillian wax with that overhang...

In Australia that would be called a "Veranda over the play pen".

Because it's happening often enough to have a name ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... toy%20shop

This was a reference I found using slightly different vocab but the same idea.

Aussie guys drink a lot of beer and there are lots of beer bellies that can be seen.

[GomiGirl]

wearing tight pants

Here he is doing just that.

Yes, for the biblical types, he certainly gives a different outlook on the story "Jonah and the Whale."

Sure - if you got it, flaunt it, but still it leaves me kinda cold and unimpressed.

But I am glad that he is happy with winning the genetic lottery.

[IparryU]

Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?

ya... he could never put it all in... that must really suck.

[Russell]

Maybe it's part of a desperate bid to locate a woman with a foot-long vagina?

ya... he could never put it all in... that must really suck.

He should consider mareing himself up then.