JAPAN'S 3/11 QUAKE CAUSES END OF THE WORLD TODAY!!

[Taro]

As everyone knows(1), (2), last year's Great East Japan Earthquake of March 11th was set off by the wandering rogue planet Nibiru to knocked lose the earth's moon in turn made gravitational/tidal upheavals in the tectonic plates of the Pacific on 3/11. Well, today Nibiru is going to finish us off in one great Nibiruan Cataclysm (Wikipedia) according to the world's formost news authority, the...
...WWNews | 2012/07/17
EARTH TO COLLIDE WITH NIBIRU ON JULY 21, 2012!
NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in July of this year.
The Nibiru collision with Earth in 2012 has been predicted for a long time, but astrophysicists, cosmologists and astronomers around the world have now come to a consensus that Earth will indeed collide with the planet, which lies just outside Pluto....more...

[vanpa]

I'll spend the day with a towel wrapped around my head and wearing a 防災 helmet then.

[dopplereffekt]

Whenever some whack job mentions the end of the world, I always think of this scene.

[Gaspard de Coligny]

Come on Taro, you don't even report on the Japanese launch of weekly world news ?

http://www.weeklyworldnews.jp/

(formerly known as NHK I think...)

(Which is from 2010...so I'm the one completly missing the boat here...)

[IparryU]

Come on Taro, you don't even report on the Japanese launch of weekly world news ?

http://www.weeklyworldnews.jp/

(formerly known as NHK I think...)

(Which is from 2010...so I'm the one completly missing the boat here...)

So they predicted it?

[Gaspard de Coligny]

Not dead...


yet...

[Russell]

Not dead...


yet...

Yeah, but Japan is ahead of time; just wait when the day starts in America and hell breaks loose.

[chokonen888]

Come on Taro, you don't even report on the Japanese launch of weekly world news ?

http://www.weeklyworldnews.jp/

(formerly known as NHK I think...)

(Which is from 2010...so I'm the one completly missing the boat here...)

Another flush........